A LITTLE ADVICE

I came across this on Sparkpeople and thought it might be something useful to print, enlarge (a lot), and post on the fridge or other prominent place. LOL.

It is entitled:

"A MAN'S GUIDE TO WORDS WOMEN USE"

1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed this means 1/2 an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING - The calm before the storm...This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare NOT permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means "she things you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing" (**Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing" **)

6. THAT'S OK - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's ok" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question...OR faint. Just say, "you're welcome".

8. WHATEVER - Is a woman's way of saying, "Screw You!" [EDIT]

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong". (For the woman's response refer to #3)