It appears to me that we must have a thief in the house. Yesterday my little friend, Mackenzie, and I baked ginger sparklers and mint brownies. She took some home with her. But we seem to be going through the rest of it at a remarkable rate. I wonder what this thief looks like. He is probably about 6 feet tall, skinny, and with male pattern baldness. Maybe he is 5'3" with blond hair and brown eyes and flits through the kitchen stealing baking as he flies through laughing uproariously. Or maybe it isn't a he at all, but a she. Maybe standing around 5'6" with blond hair and green eyes and is very quiet and stealthily walks through the kitchen without us ever knowing she is there. The other option is that she is 5'3" with long brown hair, brown eyes and a very silly disposition. Here are the mug shots of my suspected perpetrators. If you see any of them please alert the proper authorities. (That would be me!)
Do these look like the baking thiefs or what?
Or maybe it is the ultimate thief: 8"tall, long, fat and brown. Just look at him sneaking through the kitchen in disguise. He probably has a store of baking hidden in his bed.
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